Crazy, Hilarious Signs to Test Your English Skills

A collection of some funny signs from around the world, cleverly put together to tell a crazy story.



I didn't "see" this one coming�(sorry couldn't resist). Joking aside, you would think that some people couldn't see signs and take things seriously if you didn't repeat yourself - a lot. Hence�



I thought that they'd made that crystal clear, but then I went round the corner and saw this�



It's clear they didn't listen, and when I asked why not, they said, �Listen��



Then rattled on about what they sell at the above shop�



I said �No thanks, not for me. I only ever have the hard type - if there is a side salad.� However, they said they were flat out of that sort, and were actually waiting for a delivery. So I took out my cigarettes to have a smoke while I waited, but the Manager pointed at the sign�



I shouted at him, �You could just put up a �No Smoking� sign!� but he said that they couldn't afford one because things were getting expensive these days, and everything had to be cut back�



The slump in world markets means that even bottomless pits have got to down-scale. Things just ain't what they used to be.

�I ain't eating here no more!� I shouted and stomped out. I knew there was another shop near by that always had fine food. However, when I rode up I noticed they'd put up a new sign�



Even though I was thankful for the up-front warning, I felt like banging my head against a concrete wall because I was so hungry, tired and frustrated. Then I saw the answer to all my troubles�



�I only hoped that I could get a decent meal first.