At some point in time you�re going to wish you had a beer instead of a woman, and here�s the reasons why:

1: Beer doesn�t mind if you share it
2: You can enjoy a beer all day, every day
3: It�s OK to have a beer anytime of the month
4: A beer is always satisfying
5: You can take as many beers as you want home
6: Beer doesn�t get jealous when you grab another
7: You can have a beer whenever you want
8: Beer can�t get pregnant
9: You can always trust your beer
10: It�s easy to get rid of beer you don�t want
11: You can�t catch STD�s from your own beer
12: Beer gets lighter the longer you hold it
13: Beer doesn�t grow hair in places it shouldn�t
14: It�s ok to go home with a different beer
15: Beer always looks good no matter the packaging
16: It�s ok to go to sleep when you�ve had a beer
17: Beer doesn�t complain how cold it is
18: Your last beer won�t fight with your new beer
19: You don�t have to talk to your beer
20: You know how much a beer costs when you get it
21: Beer doesn�t have interfering parents
22: A beer won�t mind if you lock it up
23: A beer doesn�t need to wash before it tastes good
24: You can�t get arrested for burying a beer
25: A beer isn�t embarrassing when you take it out
26: A beer doesn�t expect you to marry it
27: It�s OK to have a beer on the bus
28: A beer won�t file a divorce suit against you
29: When you have a beer you know what you�re getting
30: A beer wont cheat on you with another man
31: Beer doesn�t take hours for it to be ready
32: A beer doesn�t care how much you earn
33: A beer doesn�t care where you take it
34: A beer won�t call you when you�ve had enough
35: Beer doesn�t need an answer for everything
36: It�s not illegal to sell your beer to a friend
37: You don�t need to drive a beer to its friends house
38: A beer won�t tell you to change the channel
39: A beer is always wet
40: A beer always hits the spot
41: You can give unwanted beer away without hassle
42: Beer doesn�t complain when it goes flat
43: If the beer is poured correctly, you get good head
44: A beer won�t say to you, �does my ass look big in this�
45: You can sleep with as many beers as you want
46: Beer doesn�t expect you to buy it presents
47: Beer doesn�t bleed on a regular occurrence
48: You can do what you want with a beer
49: A beer won�t mind you going out with your friends
50: It�s OK to leave a beer outside in the cold

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