Monday, July 31, 2006

Double Jointed Arms

Picture of a kid showing off his double jointed arms for the camera.

Nasty... but cool.

Pull Your Head...

Fake picture of a guy with his head crammed up his own ass.

Flexible or just stubborn?

Saturday, July 29, 2006

Jealous Fisherman


A little boy looking very angry and jealous over a little girl who caught a fish.



"Bitch stole my fish."

Monday, July 24, 2006

Sidewalk Artists


Two kids writing some things about mommy with chalk.

Sidewalk Artists

Sometimes child abuse is the only option.

Horny Guinea Pig


a funny news article in which a male guinea pig gets out of his cage and goes wild.

Horny Guinea Pig

Classic...

Sunday, July 23, 2006

Blind Cat

Cat stuck in some window blinds


Guess he really wants out of the house.

Saturday, July 22, 2006

A Happy Couple

Comic depicting a happy couple sitting together with very different thoughts in their heads.


So true.

Late Night Snack

A cat hiding in the refridgerator.


What the hell are you looking at?

Anti-Smoking Bus

An anti-smoking advertisement strategically positioned on the back of a bus.


Clever advertising.

Friday, July 21, 2006

The female brain

A funny diagram outlining the female brain.


Note: The "Put Oil into the Car" and "Be Quiet During the Game" glands are active only when The "Shiny Things and Diamonds" olfactory has been satisfied or when there's a shoe sale.

Those Kentucky Girls

A Kentucky basketball fan holding a sign with a funny double meaning.


Almost makes you want to move to Kentucky. Almost.

Thursday, July 20, 2006

If You Can Read This


A girl wearing a t-shirt that makes fun of computer geeks and the way they type.
If You Can Read This

Well said.

Wednesday, July 19, 2006

Table Reflection

Picture of a girl and her reflection in a polished table.



That's one clean table.

Tennis Chicks


Tennis balls digitally altered to look like baby chicks.

tennis

Cool photoshop pic.

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

Cat in a Cow Costume

Hilarious picture of a cat dressed up in a cow costume and he doesn't look very happy about it.


I'm pretty sure that cat is going to attack the little girl in her sleep.

Pint of Kitten

Picture of a very small kitten amazingly stuffed inside of a pint glass.


I think there's a hair in my beer.

Monday, July 17, 2006

Girlfriend Remote


A remote control designed specifically for girlfriends.


This pretty much covers everything.

Bomb Technician

A bomb technician wears a warning t-shirt with some good advice.


Good tip

Sunday, July 16, 2006

First Fashion Show

Picture of two young men entranced at a fashion show.


These guys seem to be enjoying the show. lol

Saturday, July 15, 2006

Dog Ear Blanket

Cute picture of a kitten using the ear of a very large dog as a blanket while they both sleep.

Cute...

Friday, July 14, 2006

Tips Being a Beautiful Bride


Everybody wants to be a glowing beautiful bride on that special day. Taking care of your skin will make it appear more flawless when the makeup artist will apply the foundation more

Surfing Scare

A guy surfing with a huge shark in the nearest wave.

Time to head into shore and call it a day.

Thursday, July 13, 2006

Towel or Dog?

Picture of a dog with big wrinkles folding in his fur coat and he looks like a crumpled towel

Yes, this is a real picture.

Riding in the Rain

A guy riding his bicycle in the rain and discovered that big puddles can be difficult.


Owned!

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Gangster Ducks

Picture of two baby ducks roughing up a cat like a couple of mobsters.

Didn't we tell you to stay out of this neighborhood?

Lazy Seagull

A large sea turtle swimming through the water with a seagull perched on its shell.

Turtle, ferry boat - they're all the same to this bird.

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

The Guy Behind Me

A kid holding a big sign at a sporting event that does nothing but block the view

Well said.

Monday, July 10, 2006

Kitty Style

An aggressive cat humping a dog in a slight role reversal


The affectionate neck biting makes this one a classic.

Sunday, July 9, 2006

Fashion Tips

5 Ways To Look Fabulous in White

Do you see white in your future? No, I'm not referring to a wedding but rather your summer wardrobe. Nothing spells summer like white. While the temperature rises you can stay cool and look fantastic in white. White will add impact to your summer wardrobe and will keep you looking fresh and inviting. To get the most from wearing white I have a few suggestions.
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Thursday, July 6, 2006

Whose Baby?

White couple with a black baby

Honey, I think he has your eyes.

SuperGlue Shaming

who has passed out and his friends used SuperGlue to attach things to his head.

Most shaming pics are stupid, but this one is fairly clever.

Tips For Making Bunny

What�s fluffy and white and cottony soft? Tampons! And bunnies! That�s why this tampon Easter Bunny was such a natural. If he sticks around for your period, he�ll bring you some unfertilized eggs.


Materials

  • Playtex tampon with pink plastic applicator
  • Two Tampax tampons
  • Hot glue gun
  • Utility knife or scissors
  • Wiggly eyes
  • Pipe cleaners
Instructions

Remove Playtex tampon from applicator. Moisten slightly to expand and let dry. Save pink plastic applicator. Remove Tampax tampons from applicators. Hold tampon, pinching at each end, and pull to expand. Widen in the middle to create an �ear� shape. The string side should be on the back, while the �furrow� side should be on the front. Trim strings off bottom and top if necessary.More