Interesting facts you learn when you have sons

1. A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep.

2. If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them w ith roller blades, they can ignite.

3. A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.

4. If you hook a dog leash over a ceiling fan, the motor is not strong enough to rotate a 42 pound Boy wearing Batman underwear and a Superman cape. It is strong enough, however, if tied to a paint can, to spread paint on all four walls of a 20x20 ft. room.

5. You should not throw baseballs up when the ceiling fan is on. When using a ceiling fan as a bat, you have to throw the ball up a few times before you get a hit. A ceiling fan can hit a baseball a long way.

6. The glass in windows (even double-pane) doesn't stop a baseball hit by a ceiling fan.

7. When you hea r the toilet flush and the words "uh oh", it's already too late.

8. Brake fluid mixed with Clorox makes smoke, and lots of it.

9. A six-year old Boy can start a fire with a flint rock even though a 36- year old Man says they can only do it in the movies.

10. Certain Lego's will pass through the digestive tract of a 4- year old Boy.

11. Play dough and microwave should not be used in the same sentence.

12. Super glue is for ever.

13. No matter how much Jell-O you put in a swimming pool you still can't walk on water.

14. Pool filters do not like Jell-O.

15. VCR's do not eject "PB & J" sandwiches even though TV commercials show they do.
16. Garbage bags do not make good parachutes.

17. Marbles in gas tanks make lots of noise when driving.

18. You probably DO NOT want to know what that odor is.

19. Always look in the oven before you turn it on; plastic toys do not like ovens.

20. The fire department in Austin , TX has a 5-minute response time.

21. The spin cycle on the washing machine does not make earthworms dizzy.

22. It will, however, make cats dizzy.

23. Cats throw up twice their body weight when dizzy.

24. 80% of Women will pass this on to almost all of their friends, with or without kids.

25. 80% of Men who read this will try mixing the Clorox and brake fluid.

Face Sculptures

Chinese students take part in a patriotic performance art event in Zhengzhou. About 3,000 people joined in, yelling patriotic slogans around the 96 faces sculpted on a vast area in the earth. The purpose of this event was to bring about greater awareness to the farming community.

Fun Things to do at a Exam that you Know you will Fail

1. Bring a pillow, fall asleep(or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes, wake up, say "Oh jeez, better get cracking." And do some gibberish work, turn it in a few minutes early
2. Get a copy of the exam, run out of the room screaming, "Andre, Andre I have the secret documents!!!"
3. If it is a Math/Science exam answer in essay form. If it is a long essay form answer with numbers and symbols, be creative.
4. Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's left nostril.
5. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with your self out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm so sure you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.
6. Bring cheerleaders.
7. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand any of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the heck are you? Where's the regular guy?"
8. Bring a Game Boy�. Play it with max volume level.
9. On the answer sheet find a new interesting way to refuse to answer every question on the grounds that it conflicts with your religious beliefs. Be creative.
10. Bring pets.
11. Run into the exam room looking around franticly. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor and say, "They've found me I have to flee the country." And run off.
12. 15 min. into the exam stand up, rip up all the papers into small pieces, throw them into the air and yell, "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring ask for another copy saying you lost the first one. Do this every 15 min.
13. Do the exam with crayons, paint, or florescent markers.
14. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel around your head, and nothing else.
15. Come down with a bad case of Turet's Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.
16. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one make one up. For Math/Science try using Roman Numerals.
17. Bring things to throw at the instructor when they're not looking. Blame it on the person next to you.
18. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.
19. Walk into the exam with an entourage. Claim you are walking on your next video during the next exam. Try to get the instructor to let them stay. Tell them to expect a percentage of the profits if they are allowed to stay.
20. Every 5 min. stand up collect your things and move to another seat, continue with the exam.
21. Turn in the exam 30 min early. As you walk out the door comment how easy that was.
22. Do the entire exam as if it were multiple choice or t/f. if it is then spell out interesting words. (dccab.babe�).
23. Bring a black marker, turn in the exam with all the questions and answers blacked out.
24. Get the exam. 20 min. into it throw your papers down and violently scream "the heck with this" and walk out triumphantly.
25. Arrange a protest before the exam starts (ex. Threaten the instructor that whether or not after everyone is done they are walking out to go drink).
26. Show up completely drunk. (completely drunk means at some point in the exam to start crying for your mommy).
27. Every now and then clap twice rapidly, if the instructors asks why tell him or her in a very derogatory tone "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper, duh!"
28. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.
29. Go into the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min. put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.
30. Go to an exam for a class that you have no clue about, where you know the class is very small and the instructor would recognize if you belonged. Claim that you have been to every lecture. Fight for your right to take the exam.
31. Upon receiving the exam look it over while laughing loudly, say "you don't really expects me to waste my time on this drivel?"
32. Bring a water pistol to class, nuff said.
33. From the moment the exam begins hum the theme to jeopardy. Ignore the teachers request for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another begin to whistling the theme to the bridge on the river kwai.
34. Start a brawl in the middle of the exam.
35. If the exam is math/science related make up the longest proofs you can think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam relate everything to your own life story.
36. Come in wearing full knights out fit complete with sword and shield.
37. Bring a friend to give you a back massage the entire way through the exam. Insist this person is needed because you have a bad circulation.
38. Bring cheat sheets for another class (make sure this is obvious like history notes for a math exam otherwise your not just failing your getting kicked out too.) and staple them to the exam with the comment "please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."
39. When you walk in complain about the heat. Strip.
40. After you get the exam call the teacher over, point to any problem and ask for the answer. Try to work it out of them.
41. One word: wrestlemania
42. Bring balloons, blow them up start throwing them around like they do before concerts start.
43. Try to get the people in the room to do the wave.
44. Play Frisbee with friends at the other side of the room.
45. Bring some large cumbersome ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.
46. Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams, pizzas, etc.. sent to you every few minutes throughout the exam.
47. During the exam take apart everything around you, desks, chairs, anything you can reach.
48. Bring a musical instrument with you, play various tunes. If you are asked to stop say "helps me think.." bring a copy of the student handbook with you, challenging the instructor to find the section on musical instruments during finals. Don't forget to use the phrase "I told you so."
49. Complete the exam with everything you write being backwards at a 90 degree angle.
50. Answer the exam with "the top ten reasons why professors xxx sucks."

Tiger Illusion

How many tigers can you see in the picture? I manage to see 8 of them. Did i miss any? How about you..

World's Biggest Railway Model

I have never seen the architectual mode as big and detailed as this.

Few things you never knew about sun

We all think of the sun as being yellow or orange in color, but in reality, it is white. The yellow tones we see are actually due to a phenomenon known as "atmospheric scattering."
The sun is the brightest star in our galaxy right? Wrong. While most stars in the Milky Way galaxy are considered "red dwarfs" (relatively smaller and cooler stars), approximately 15% of the stars in the galaxy are brighter than our sun
We may picture that all the planets in our galaxy orbit around the sun, while the sun is essentially still. Actually the sun orbits the galactic center of the Milky Way galaxy, completing a revolution every 225 to 250 million years.
The sun is basically a giant nuclear fusion reactor. Its energy is derived from the nuclear fusion of hydrogen nuclei into the gas helium.
Scientists have just learned that the sun's magnetic field is vastly more active than previously thought. The Japanese satellite Hinode, launched in September 2006, began sending images back to earth in March 2007 showing dynamic gas movement through the sun's outer layers. Astronomers have hailed the discoveries, predicting an entirely new area of study will form based on the new data.
Many characteristics of the sun still puzzle modern scientists, such as the question: why is the sun's outer atmosphere measured at 1 million degrees K, while the surface is a relatively cool 6,000 K?
The ultraviolet light in the sun's rays is antiseptic, meaning it can kill microorganisms that cause infections.
Stonehenge, constructed roughly 3,000 years BC in what is now Great Britain, was likely an early scientific observatory built to measure the sun's movement across the sky (in reality, the Earth's movement) so they could predict astronomical phenomena.
We owe the structure of the 24-hour day to ancient Egypt's stories of their sun-god Ra, who was believed to spend the night hours traveling between the 12 domains of the dark underworld, and the light hours between the 12 domains of the day.
Scientists believe the sun will eventually die by turning into a "red giant." Sometime before that, the sun's mass will diminish as the outer layers expand, pushing the Earth and other planets further away from it but not before our water is boiled away and atmosphere obliterated. (But cheer up, this is likely to around 4 to 5 billion years from now.)

Paper Cup Air Cannon

step 1Materials
Materials List:
Paper Cup with lid
A latex glove or balloon
Tape
Scissors

Notes:
While I don't want to condone the consumption of awful food, McDonalds has cool lids for this. Try and get the lids that have the circle cut in the top (maybe McFlurries).
If you use a balloon, it is actually better to use an old one that you have carefully deflated. The streched latex works better than new.



step 2Punch out the bottom of the cup.
Use scissors to punch a hole in the bottom of the cup. Simply rip out the bottom using your thumb to punch out the bottom. It really doesn't have to be pretty, just make a tube.



step 3Attach skin
Cut balloon or glove to get a piece of latex large enough to cover the bottom of cup.
Use tape (or your favorite adhesive method) to tack down the latex to the cup. Then seal up the latex to make an air-tight membrane over the cup (basically - make a drum).



step 4Attach Lid and annoy others.
Attach lid and fire away.
If you cut the hole, try and keep the hole to about half the total diameter of the lid (to make better rings).

To fire:
Pinch and strech latex This puff is not incredibly powerful, but can be felt. The TWUNK sound as the cannon is fired will annoy parents/spouses/co-workers within three minutes.

Add smoke and you can make smoke rings. I imagine some creative type could come up with way of shooting smells...

Happy Building
The Hatter


smoke and you get smoke rings. More

Chicken breast

Chicken breasts of a chicken....not a girl :)) A Real Huge Boobs lol

Faceless dollar coin

Couple find faceless dollar coin Mary and Ray Smith can't make heads or tails of a new presidential dollar coin they found last week. It doesn't have either. A week after the revelation that some of the coins slipped out of the US Mint without "In God We Trust" stamped on the edge, the Smiths said Tuesday they found one with nothing stamped on either flat side
It does have "In God We Trust" on the edge. What's missing is the image of George Washington on the front and the Statue of Liberty on the back. Instead, the Smiths' coin is just smooth, shiny metal.

"We're just so excited," Mary Smith told The Associated Press. "I'm just dumbfounded that we actually found something significant."

Mint spokesman Michael White said officials had not confirmed the Smiths' find. But Ron Guth, a coin authenticator with Professional Coin Grading Service of Newport Beach, Calif., said after examining it he is certain the coin is authentic.

"It's really pretty rare," Guth said. "It somehow slipped through several steps and inspections."

The couple, who live in Fort Collins north of Denver and collect coins, bought two rolls of the presidential dollars March 7 after hearing about the earlier mistake. Mary Smith said she thought they might find a "Godless" dollar of their own.

The faceless dollar could be worth thousands of dollars, maybe more, Guth said. The value will depend on how many similar misprints are found, but the Smiths' will always be worth more because it will be the first one independently authenticated, he said.

The first "Godless" coins went into circulation Feb. 15.

The Mint struck 300 million presidential coins, about half in Philadelphia and half in Denver. The Smiths' coin bears a D, meaning it was produced by the Denver Mint. The "Godless" coins were all believed to have come from the Philadelphia Mint.

The Smiths said that when they get their coin back from Guth, they'll stick it in a bank vault for at least a while.

The tallest tower in the world being constructed

The tallest tower in the world to be Burj Dubai is now the taller than any building in both the Middle East and Europe. Having reached 110 stroeys and 380 metres high it has the largest number of floors in any world building, at the moment it matches the Chicago Sears Tower, with one floor a week being completed it will be the sole record holder by next week.

There are only 38 other buildings in the world that reach over 300 metres high, with 3 of them now being in Dubai.

World's longest hot dog

The current world record holder for the world's longest hot dog, which was created at the Akasaka Prince Hotel in Tokyo, in 2006. The hot dog, certified by Guinness as the record holder, was 60.3m in length.

This photo, by Tim Lindenschmidt, shows the hot dog after it was assembled, but before it was cut into pieces and eaten.

World's largest beautiful flower

The largest flower in the world, the rafflesia arnoldi, weighs 7 kg (15 pounds) and grows only on the Sumatra island of Indonesia. Its petals grow to � metre (1,6 feet) long and 2,5 cm (1 inch) thick.
There are 16 species of rafflesia, found in Sumatra, Malaysia and Borneo. The species is named after the naturalist Sir Stamford Raffles, who founded the British colony of Singapore in 1819. Raffles discovered the parasitic plant with his friend Dr. Joseph Arnold during their travels in May 1818. The rafflesia arnoldi is named after the two.

Several species of Rafflesia grow in the jungles of Southeast Asia, all of them threatened or endangered. Rafflesia arnoldii is the largest; its blossom attains a diameter of nearly a meter and can weigh up to 11 kg. Not only is it the world's largest flower, it is one of the most bizarre and improbable organisms on the planet.
It produces no leaves, stems or roots but lives as a parasite on the Tetrastigma vine, which grows only in primary (undisturbed) rainforest. Only the flower or bud can be seen; the rest of the plant exists only as filaments within its unfortunate host. The blossom is pollinated by flies attracted by its scent, which resembles that of carrion.
The Rafflesia is rare and fairly hard to locate. It is especially difficult to see in bloom; the buds take many months to develop and the blossom lasts for just a few days. How many of these strange plants still survive is unknown, but the last of them can be expected to vanish as the remaining primary forests of Borneo and Sumatra are burned.
However fascinating and beautiful the rafflesia arnoldi may be, it is also called "corpse flower" and really reeks, the latter to attract flies for pollination. Of about 200,000 kinds of flowers in the world, the smallest is the duckweed, which can only be seen with a microscope.

Pet fish knows his name

A Chinese man is looking for a good home for his pet carp which he says is fully trained.



Fang Peng, from Pingsai town, Guizhou Province, claims 'Submarine' responds to his name being called out.

Fang runs a fishing pond and his family have been training the carp for six years, reports the Guizhou City Papers.

He said: "He is very smart, and never takes the bait of anglers."

Fang says the fish developed his ability to understand human speech from his father who used to spend four hours a day with him.

Fang added: "He would tie a piece of cake or bread on the top of the fishing pole and call 'Submarine'.

"On hearing his name, Submarine would emerge from the water and take the food. Or I would feed him by hand."

Fang needs to find a new home for Submarine as the river which runs into his fishing pond has been diverted for irrigation.

Elisabetta's Unforgettable Golden Bikini

Elisabetta Gregoraci began her career as a dancer for the Italian TV show 'Libero' before replacing top model Eva Herzigova for the Wonderbra campaign.

WORLD'S LARGEST PLANE

There was a little excitement at McCarran Airport in Las Vegas with the arrival of the world's largest aircraft, a Russian Antonov 225.
It was there to deliver a very large power transformer for Nevada Power, which had been built in Turkey. Apparently G.E. or Westinghouse weren't capable, or they lost the 'bid' to Turkey.
Note the wingspan is just about a football field length. Aircraft specifications are at the bottom.






Some of the specs are:
Wingspan............290 Ft.
Height....... .89.4 Ft.
Length..............276 Ft
Number of wheels..24
Max T.O. Weight.....1,322,750 lbs. (Over 660 Tons.)
Max payload...551,150 lbs. (Over 275 Tons)
Engines..........six Lotarev D-18T turbofans
Max speed........530 MPH
Cruise speed...495 MPH
Range...............8,310 Miles
Only one aircraft built and it's not for sale.